Thursday, November 15, 2007

In My Opinion...The Best and Bitchiest Screen Bitches!

In movies, film bitches are usually my favorite characters, but the question remains: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the bitchiest one of all?

1. Vivien Leigh as Scarlet O'Hara in "GONE WITH THE WIND" (1939)
Why she's a bitch: To sum it up; she has a lot of scandals, she's a flirt, she never loved any of her husbands, she marries of out of spite, she marries twice for money, she hates the only good person to her, she kills one person, she attacks 5 people, she lies, she cheats and she buys the most expensive things to make people jealous. Oh let's not forget the beautiful eyebrow expression she does whenever she doesn't like something!

2. Angelina Jolie as Lisa Rowe in "GIRL, INTERRUPTED" (1999)
Why she's a bitch: I'm not sure what her sickness in the hospital was. Was it bitchism? Anyways, she told someone something so bad that they ended up killing themselves. She also steal drugs and escapes from the hospital any time she wants. Being crazy is not an excuse.

3. Anne Bancroft as Mrs. Robinsons in "THE GRADUATE" (1967)
Why she's a bitch: Well she only seduced a very gullible and young collage graduate, who finds real love with her daughter and is selfishly brought down by this sizzling mother that won't let anyone have him. And damn, the way she made her daughter find out. Mean...

4. Jean Hagen as Lena Lamont in "SINGIN' IN THE RAIN" (1952)
Why she's a bitch: She's loud mouthed and mean. She can't let go when she learns people don't love her. She's self absorb and just because she has a horrible voice, she warns that studio that she'll sue them if they don't let a young, poor girl (Debbie Reynolds) not be her voice in her upcoming film "The Duelling Cavalier".

5. Meryl Streep as Miranda Preisley in "THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA" (2006)
Why she's a bitch: Impossible demands (get the unpublished Harry Potter book, Starbucks at a certain hour, contact un-contactable people), cruel comments, bad looks and trickery. But damn! Look at that fashion sense...

6. Mary Taylor Moore as Beth in "ORDINARY PEOPLE" (1980)
Why she's a bitch: She gets in the way of her husband and son's happiness and puts her "I-wanna-go-to-England", "I-wanna-go-golfing-in-Boston", "I-wanna-chit-chat" needs before her families depression.

7. Francis Fisher as Ruth Dewitt Bukate in "TITANIC" (1997)
Why she's a bitch: She's so f'n cruel to poor people and to her daughter. It's not their fault their poor ya know. And about your daughter, don't force her into any damn marriage because it benefits your bank account, Ruth!

8. Linda Blair as Regan in "THE EXORCIST" (1973)
Why she's a bitch: Maybe she has an excuse, being possessed and all, but still: masturbating with a crucifix, tormenting priests and putting her mother's face on her bloody vagina is really bitchy. The devil in their is a real asshole...

9. Judi Dench as Barbra in "NOTES ON A SCANDAL" (2006)
Why she's a bitch: When she learns that a co-teacher she loves (and the teacher is another girl) is having an affair with a students, she exposes her, blackmails her and uses everything she can to have any type of "sexual contact" (heck, any type of contact) with her.

10. Kirsten Dunst as Claudia in "INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE" (1994)
Why she's a bitch: In a team of three. She's the meanest and bitchiest vampire around. Her instincts are hella scary too. That doesn't stop the fact that she's the only female AND the only LITTLE GIRL. wow.

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